Things to Ask a Man Before You Get Serious

1. Do you still live with your mom?
2. Do you have a job?
3. Do you have any kids/ do you have any kids I don’t know about?
4. Are you married or seeing other people?
5. Do you have a car?
6. Is your mother still alive?
7. Are you gay/bi-sexual?
8. Do you have a crazy ex?
9. Do you have any mental disorders?
10. Are you on medication for any kind of mental disorder?
11. Have you ever been abusive in a previous relationship?
12. Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases?
13. How much child support do you pay monthly?
14. What’s your social security number so I can check the sex offender database to see if you’re on there?
15. Are you over your ex?
16. Have you ever been on Maury Povich
17. What’s you credit score/do you have a substantial amount of debt?
18. Have you been tested for HIV and can I see your test results?
19. Are you ready to be committed?
20. Have you ever had to taka anger management courses?
21. Are you financially responsible for anyone else?
22. Do you believe in monogamy/are you into swinging?
23. What time of the day do you have your first drink?
24. Do you have a history of drug use?
25. Would you be able to handle loving with and independent woman?
26. How long have you been at your job?
27. Are you planning to make your current job your career?
28. Have you ever cheated?
29. What religion do you prefer your children be raised under?
30. What are your intentions for the relationship?
31. Do you want children?
32. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
33. How do you feel about my children’s father still being in their life?
34. Are you current with your child support?
35. Do you like to cross-dress?
36. Are you a Yankee fan, or a Red Sox fan?
37. What is your religious background?
38. Are you secure with yourself?
39. Would you consider yourself selfish?
40. Would you be okay if I called your ex for a personal reference?